Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Bad Day

AGHH!! Harry Potter is ruining my life by not paying attention. Well this is what happened, as you read on I will tell you and what I will do to him.

Well, it was normal day and me teaching how to make potions. I went to teach in Harry Potter's class and as you know he dosen't pay attention. I screamed at him but after a while he went to sleep and didn't pay attention again so I ignored him and moved on.

I was time for the young wizards and witch's to make the potion and I knew Harry Potter won't get it right so I tried to help him, but he said he could do it on his own, so I said "Ok." After a while something started to burn and smell like a fire so I went to follow the smoke and i saw Harry Potter's potion and I tried to block it form exploding but I was too late.

Boom!!! The potion exploded so hard that the next thing I knew that I wasn't in the groung but in the air flying. Have you heard a saying "Anything that is up must come down,"? Well that's what I was thinking of when I was in the air. Luckily long stick 300 was there to save me, but my speed was so much that when I was coming down tha long stick couldn't stop me from crashing, but Hagrid was there so I landed on his fat belly.

I am going to kill that Harry Potter and never make him live again, but that's after many months for me and Hagrid cause we are in the hospital.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hello, hermonie is a nice girl she dosent get into much trouble and pays attenion but ron... he broke my wand and almost broke it again. I am in a hurry because longstick 300 is trying to kill me.bye

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

RON WEASLY!!!!!! He once again got me and himself into trouble. He almost broke my wand even after I bought a new wand. The wand was so expensive luckily my longstick 300 was there to save me. You see the problem was that me was I was teaching them how to potions and he slept in class so he didn't pay attention when it was time to make potions so when he started it was alright but when he put the wrong thing it exploded and I was in the air and about to crash on a rock luckily longstick 300 came in time and it saved me, but when i was coming down I was in such speed that longstick 300 couldn't bring me up so I came crashing down on Hagrid. So Hagrid got hurt so he is in the hospital for a week and my longstick is getting fixed and my wand got saved and well me I landed I landed on fat,overweighted, clumsy guy, Hagrid.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Hello, once again Harry Potter got me into trouble he can't do spells and when he did a wrong spell it made me go up in the air and crash down on Hagrid. My wand broke once again because of Harry Potter so I have to buy a new one. Wands are so expensive. I am too lazy to go to the shop and buy a new one so i should just ride my longstick 300 and go to the shop to buy the wand. I should tell my wand to steal me some money. Hmmmm...... I should do that so i could earn more money. I am going to kill Hagrid today by making a spell and lifting him in the air and throw him down but he is too fat to pick him so I need extra work.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I was born in Chelsea, England in the 1960's December 7. I was student in Hogwarts who was taught by an old man named Dumboldor. He taught me to be nice but i hated him and wanted to kill people. So when I grew up i turned out like this evil, Harry Potter hater. Today Harry Potter caused me a lot of trouble and almost lost my job and my broomstick. I promise i will kill him and the old grandpa Dumblodor.